not just me

Speaking with a stylist yesterday, I brought up the subject of my blog...public stench. She of course has to deal with this on a daily basis as well. Her contribution to the stench list is "smoker's hair". Even after a client's hair is washed thoroughly, it maintains the smell of smoke when you dry it or worse..use a flat iron.
I have a soft spot for smokers. My mother and father were smokers, at least 2 packs a day. They are bombarded much on this subject. But if you mix that smoke with old coffee breath it is a lethal combination!

The smell of money

Why does money smell so bad? Because wallets soak up butt sweat? Or cleavage sweat..... there are the "ladies" who need no purse when they can stuff bills in the handy space close to their hearts.

Wouldn't it be advantagous to the universe at large if banks had an ultaviolet light that each bill passed through.....disenfecting currency? I have a bank bag that smells like a gym after 7th grade PE. I have considered putting in one of those charcoal thingies that you buy for shoes. For now I spray it with air freshener.

It seems that the smelliest people are the nicest. They like to laugh a lot, talk a lot and generally expel their fetid breath directly across my desk.