Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The smell of money

Why does money smell so bad? Because wallets soak up butt sweat? Or cleavage sweat..... there are the "ladies" who need no purse when they can stuff bills in the handy space close to their hearts.

Wouldn't it be advantagous to the universe at large if banks had an ultaviolet light that each bill passed through.....disenfecting currency? I have a bank bag that smells like a gym after 7th grade PE. I have considered putting in one of those charcoal thingies that you buy for shoes. For now I spray it with air freshener.

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